1. A Long Island strip club held a promotion over the weekend where the first 100 dads to arrive on Fathers’ Day received free admission and a complimentary lap dance. The fathers were encouraged to bring along their daughters as it will be a convenient look into their future.
2. Brazilian health officials handed out condoms to World Cup soccer fans in São Paulo on Friday. Even more impressive, they demonstrated how to use the condoms without using their hands.
3. On Friday, Bolivian President Evo Morales presented UN Secretary General Bon Ki-moon with a cake made with coca leaves for his 70th birthday. And, in an unrelated story, those in attendance set a world record for fastest rendition of “Happy Birthday” ever.
4. A New Orleans woman had an unorthodox funeral over the weekend in which her body was seated at a table for a two day service, with a menthol cigarette in hand, disco balls overhead, a can of Busch beer in front of her and a bottle of Jack Daniels within reach. That story again, a New Orleans woman died and no one noticed for two days.
5. Taxi, a 14-year-old Texas girl’s seizure alert dog, received his own picture and entry into her muddle school’s yearbook. Even worse, Taxi was the valedictorian.
6. Pope Francis told a Spanish newspaper that he prefers not to use a bulletproof Popemobile despite the dangers of an assassination because “at my age I don’t have much to lose.” But, if that’s the case, maybe it wasn’t a great idea to start that “beef” with 50 Cent.
7. Richard Grayson, an openly gay, former college professor who lives in Arizona said on Friday he is running as the Democratic candidate for the lone House of Representatives seat in Wyoming to protest the absence of other Democrats seeking the office in the conservative state. So far, Grayson has been polling well with Wyoming’s gay population, or as that demographic is more commonly known in the state, Richard Grayson.
8. Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco and Washington comprise the list of candidate cities for a potential U.S. bid to host the 2024 Summer Games, the U.S. Olympic Committee said on Friday. Candidates, on your mark, get set, bribe!
9. The owner of a mine in Canada’s historic Yukon gold belt wants to sell the property for $2 million in the virtual currency bitcoin. That story again, a mine owner is looking to sell a worthless mine.
10. According to scientists, a fossil mastodon skull found by a group attending a bachelor party at a New Mexico lakeshore is more than 10 million years old. Said the bachelor party, “I swear, the stripper was like that too when we got here.”
